Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Ignorance breeds monsters to fill up the vacancies of the soul that are unoccupied by the verities of knowledge.

The world is a forgotten place.

, m./But it is precisely at those moments when the glass seems to be ‘set fair’ that Fate invariably decides to take a hand.

She promised to be good. She wasn't.

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

A dead man in Spain is more alive than a dead man anywhere in the world.

I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.

Inspiration leads to invention. Tenacity is the breeding ground for inspiration. There can be no invention in the absence of tenacity.

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets.

A sublime hope cheers ever the faithful heart, that elsewhere, in other regions of the universal powers, souls are now acting, enduring and daring, which can love us, and which we can love.