Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

When will people learn that just because you can make something doesn’t mean you should?

I am passionate about life.

My readers time is as important as mine

At least as coherent as the Gettysburg Address backwards in Albanian, anyway.

The joke in aviation is, 'If you want to make a million, you'd better start with £10m.'

I love baseball. And American Football, too. But not rugby.

I have always felt that the only great thing about an interview is the questions that are asked.

Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as 'Pass the salt' It's a secret, direct prayer language to God.

I was never interested in anything, particularly. I didn't get through school. I was a layabout. So, I started working at a theater to earn some money, as a part-time job.

Whatever avenue I feel like I can make a difference in, I'd love to do.