Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Three dimensional time converts scalar waves into transverse waves.

Relationships should have some limitations, because without limitations one cannot maintain his respect and love.

Pretty Stones

LOVE the hideous in order to find the sublime core of it.

What I hope my liberal friends (and I have more than a few) take from this pontificate is that mercy and truth are never separable in Catholic pastoral life.

People who climb from one rung of society to another can never do anything simply.

It's a wonderful life and I love it.

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable.

I find that forgiving one's enemies is a most curious morbid pleasure; perhaps I should check it.

I'm in charge of raising a young woman one day, to be a mother and hopefully a wife.