Yes, Doctor. I'll do what you say. I'll do what you all say.

its hard to talk when you want to kill yourself

That's all I can do. I'll keep at it and hope it gets better.

So why am I depressed? That's the million-dollar question, baby, the Tootsie Roll question; not even the owl knows the answer to that one. I don't know either. All I know is the chronology.

I want to live but I want to die. What do I do?

I'm done with those; regrets are an excuse for people who have failed.

I don't know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.

She doesn't want to end up like me. At least I'm giving someone an example not to follow.

Sometimes when you open a book, time stops.

I wanted to tell people, "My depression is acting up today" as an excuse for not seeing them, but I never managed to pull it off.

I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad.

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.”“Ian, ” Bones drew out warningly.He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

The size of a plane does not change the weather but it will get you above it. The size of your faith may not change your situation but it will get you over it.

Whoever wishes to learn, must begin with the knowledge of the Holy Bible.

Who hates the Jews more than the Jew?

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

Failure makes excuses. Success just keeps swinging the bat.

Women tend to give political candidates only about 10 percent of what males give, and males give women candidates only 10 percent of what they give to males.

Linear thinking is patriarchal.

You know, I played football, I was offensive tackle in college.

I like to sneak a game or two of 'Madden' somewhere in between studying and sleeping; it helps me unwind and get my mind off football for a little bit.