Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

People love that monkey torture.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

I heard her voice, her stories, her softness as she spoke of her family, and her iron as she spoke of me - I heard her scream, and I moved without thought.

Demons? No problem. Just find your local stalker psycho and ask the whistling dear head hanging above his fireplace how many licks on a toostie pop does it take to make a demon go away.

How can you care about the image of a landscape, when you show by your deeds that you don't care for the landscape itself?

A stale mind is the devil's breadbox.

George Orwell once wrote that a false belief sooner or later collides with physical reality, usually on a battlefield.

Set up a situation that presents you with something slightly beyond your reach.

I'm very serious; I don't waste my earnings.

Play with passion and heart. If you don't carry passion into sport - or into any job for that matter - you won't succeed.

White males are the most responsible for the destruction of human life and environment on the planet today.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.