Yes I can,” Curran snarled. “Listen: this is me telling you what you will not do.” I raised the cookbook and tapped him on the nose. Bad cat.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

So that’s it? You’re just going to rescue me and go?

A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives, but has no respect for himself. He would make a dupe of himself too, if he could.

Dawn was breaking, like the light from another world.

There's very little greatness in this world, but in the crucible of quality there's a special corner reserved for Van Halen.

Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.

The devil smiles when we are up to our ears in work, but he trembles when we pray.

The best way to be with your spirit is to forgive.

From salad dressings all blessings flow.

There are some power-abusing, corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth.

Be your true self. Because if you're not, there are consequences to be paid.