Yes, I have loved, Ms. Lane, and although it's none of your business, I have lost. Many things.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

I often wonder if my imagination is one of God’s choicest gifts bestowed upon me to deliberately break me free from the frequent doldrums of my humanity.

You may never understand us, so it's natural you don't give a good manner towards us. It's logical.

I guess it is the sense of personal satisfaction that racing gives you that I am probably going to miss, because in racing you get that feedback very quickly

Buzz so big I could probably sell a blank disc.

I'm a true-crime addict. It's not something I'm particularly proud of, but I can't stop.

Greater even than the greatest discovery is to keep open the way to future discovery.

I'd be surprised if Ronald Reagan doesn't run again. To us it's a second term. To him it's a double feature.

I'm lazy but generally task oriented so having a hoop to jump through means eventually I'll make the effort.

The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily. That is what tragedy means.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.