Yes, I'm too mad to punish you right now. We'll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We're going to Wal-Mart.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

You should try to avoid using the words "should" and "try".

The whole [scientific] process resembles biological evolution. A problem is like an ecological niche, and a theory is like a gene or a species which is being tested for viability in that niche.

War! Someone's making a hell of a lot of money.

Believe in true beauty and the power of a loving smile because it can reveal the ultimate magic of life.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

A challenge is always important; as an actor, as a human, it's good to face challenges and it's good to push your boundaries.

...there is little that comes so close to death as fulfilled love.

Music has always been a big part of my life. It's kind of like a refuge for me. I just use it to get away.

All the drugs in the world won't save us from ourselves.

People know about the Klan and the overt racism, but the killing of one's soul little by little, day after day, is a lot worse than someone coming in your house and lynching you.