Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

When life gets too hard on you just forget everything, be yourself and move on

Just because your soul is being torn to pieces doesn't mean that you stop analyzing the phenomena.

The gift we can offer others is so simple a thing as hope.

The toddler craves independence, but he fears desertion.

My dad is a huge rock and roll lead guitar fan. I didn't even really know that until recently. Everything has to have a guitar solo in it.

I sincerely believe that Indians have the ability to compete with the best in the world.

I usually am accused of having a crystal ball into which I can gaze and look into the future.

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

... as long as we go on loving and working life is worth while.

When Wellington thrashed Bonaparte, As every child can tell, The House of Peers, throughout the war, Did nothing in particular, And did it very well