Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I'm blessed with good health for which I'm deeply grateful, so for that reason, I feel so good. Everybody else is far more excited about the 90 than I am.

The most efficient way of rendering the poor harmless is to teach them to want to imitate the rich.

Talents are nurtured best in solitude, But character on life's tempestuous seas!

science never threatens God - it opens up more possibilities.

You [men] are our protectors, is not true; for if you were, who would there be to protect us from?

Our press is the most disgusting in the world.

I haven't a clue how my story will end, but that's all right. When you set out on a journey and night covers the road, that's when you discover the stars.

Those who conduct themselves with morality, integrity and consistency need not fear the forces of inhumanity and cruelty.

In economics, you always want to ask 'And then what?'