Yes I would have been able to play for Bill Parcells.

If you look good, you feel good, If you feel good, you play good, If you play good, they pay good.

If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream.

Water covers two-thirds of the Earth. I cover the rest.

I expect to be great. I expect to do what hasn't been done. I expect to provoke change.

If you don't believe in yourself how will somebody else believe in you?

Look good, play good. Play good, eat good. Eat good, die good.

When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?

I was kinda scared. I thought Detroit was gonna take me. I would've asked them for so much money they would have to put me on layaway.

What separates us is that we expect to be great.

I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.

People wrote me off but they did not realize that I was a writer - I rewrote my own destiny.

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

When is the last time you saw a Lamborghini sale?

What often prevents our abandoning ourselves to a single vice is, our having more than one.

Comradeship is quite a different thing from friendship. . .

I do think Austin is a great town for writers; we have a lot of them here. But I grew up in Austin, and so I didn't move here because it was a creative mecca; I was just lucky to live here.

My first day as an intern in the books department at Cosmopolitan also happened to be the day the O.J. Simpson verdict was announced.

My experience at the 1992 Winter Olympics was my fulfillment of dreaming the Impossible Dream.

So as you go into battle, remember your ancestors and remember your descendants.

The institution of marriage, if you look at it over many centuries, has come and gone.