Yes, and many times it's frustrating, because I'm simply part of the show, and I'm not in the creative end of it, who goes out with detectives and tries to find these things out.

A great chef is an artist that I truly respect.

I learned early on, having known the most handsome, successful, Gary Cooper, Clark Gable, Robert Taylor, don't ever spend too much time looking in the mirror.

Someone once accused me of being like Eliot Ness. I sad no sir, I'm not E.N., but I can promise you that I'm not Al Capone!

I never put my arms around John Gotti, Al Capone or Lucky Luciano.

That's why I never took this business too seriously, thinking I was something special, when I knew the truly great performers in motion pictures. pictures.

Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list.

It's not what you are in Hollywood - it's what people think you are.

I am very pro law enforcement.

I'm working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday.

Lucille was a darling lady. Probably the finest comedienne in the business.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

The online music magazine Pitchfork once wrote that I would collaborate with anyone for a bag of Doritos.

Death was a quiet evil, unavoidable like the dark night and defenseless sleep and tearful sorrows. It had hunted her down and slithered close, wanting only to smother every last flicker of

Ultimately, knowing God and reading the Word, it helps with patience with people, understanding, empathy and sympathy that they might not have that I have. If God gave it to me, why not exercise it?

Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground.

I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.

After years of piecemeal reform the current welfare system is complex and unfair.

I am always safe, no matter which doorway I pass through.

Andrea Jaeger plays tennis like she's double-parked.

The way I have progressed as a writer over the years is to try and stay true to the principles I absorbed.