Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

Whatever end found us, it would not find us separated. -- Bella Cullen

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.

Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo.

Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Life sucks, and then you die...

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

I know - I'll play you for it, " Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.

Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.

Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...

Never give up when you really believe in something... just do you ...............

Through the dripping weeks that follow One another slow, and soak Summer's extinguished fire and autumn's drifting smoke.

Springtime is at hand. When will you ever bloom, if not here and now?

Everybody that you can think of that does comedy, I have met or worked with almost all of them.

I have to be creative to be happy.

Then a lawyer said, But what of our laws, master? And he answered: 'You delight in laying down laws. Yet you delight more in breaking them.

If I came across a role that is completely mainstream and commercial, but it's the right one, I'd jump at the chance.

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

We tend to get what we expect.

Now the answer ... is plain, but it is so unpalatable that most men will not face it. There is no reason for life and life has no meaning.