Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

The first step toward being loved is learning to love what you see when you look in the mirror.

Every global concern - economic, environmental or security-related - can be addressed more effectively when the U.S. and China work together.

Simplicity is an asset, not a weakness... The smaller the idea the happier I am.

People have choices in this life. They should exercise them responsibly.

The ability to change one's views without losing one's seat is the mark of a great politician.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

I believe implicitly that every young man in the world is fascinated with either sharks or dinosaurs.

It is great that soccer can unite people for one day. It is something politics has often tried, and we were able to do it today. All people became brothers.

There are songs I really enjoy playing. I like playing "Say It" live because it's a long jam, kind of like shoegaze, so I do enjoy that.

We had given it a name, a substance, and somehow, in doing that, we had condemned ourselves.