Yes sir, the fish was left in place of the crystal ball. It's been bagged and tagged for analysis.”Great. Now we have another red herring on our hands.

I’m Detective Piper of the Fairyland Metro Police, and I've been called in to investigate the incident of the missing frog prince…

I marched to the head Elf. “Where’s the frog?

I do not believe that grief is ever so great that it can not be contained within.

I have a theory that the answers to all of life's major questions can found in a John Mayer song.

Death and love are the two wings that bear the good man to heaven.

TIME's Person of the Year for 2006, maintainer of a foot long beard

I hunted all through the four Gospels trying to find one of Christ's funeral sermons, but I couldn't find any. I found He broke up every funeral He ever attended! Death couldn't exist where He was.

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

People need each other and think it is love. There's no hanging on to, or fencing in, of the other one when one loves.

Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.

I think fundamentalism is this radical attitude toward one's own identity and civilization as compared to other people's identities and cultures.

The soul is the birthless, deathless, changeless part of us - the part of us that looks out from behind our eyes and has no form.