Yes, to be a good parent, you have to sacrifice, but this is not a requirement of parenting, it is a requirement of being good at something.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The problem with living without the person you can't live without is eventually realizing you can live without them.

Costume design is so important and really helpful, and I really love that aspect of character development, just figuring it out.

We don't wife our husbands and we don't child our parents.

Most American media outlets that are controlled by Jews seem to be reflexively, or at least habitually, anti-Israel.

There are fixed rules in chess, and no one knows how the game will end.

When you are unconditionally open and soft in your heart while your self empties and while your self fills, you live fulfilling the law of containment.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

I do not know exactly why, but it seems to me that images do not belong to anybody but are instead there, at the disposal of all.

The habeas corpus business, that's to show that he [Bill Clinton] is not tough on crime.

It's worrying to think more than half the world's population lacks internet access and therefore lacks an equal opportunity to improve their lives.