Yesterday I bought myself a new, very sharp kitchen knife.And I managed to cut my finger within 5 minutes of getting home!Those plastic packages are bloody dangerous!!!

To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my arse off.

No m’lord. It wouldn’t be a secret army if we had seen it. My squire, who has not had the opportunity to be clearly informed about the presence of a secret army, has been ignorant of its existence.

Don't worry about being a normal person, let the normal person worry about not being you.

A good parent is not someone that knows how to be a good parent, but knows how to learn how to be a good parent.

Quote of the day:"You are not a bad person.You are just a good person, in a bad place.

Be yourself there is no one better

I saw myself driving through Eternity in a timeless taxi.

I don't want people to judge books by their cover, I want people to be open minded to the rest of the world.

It is only when you're lying to yourself or hating some aspect of yourself that you'll get an emotional charge from someone else's behavior.

I think of [my photographs] as found paintings because I don't crop them, I don't manipulate them or anything. So they're like found objects to me.

In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.

Punch after punch after punch. February is a mean bully. Nothing could be worse - except August.

Are you willing to give and be poured out until you are used up and exhausted-not seeking to be ministered to, but to minister?

There are two main drivers of asset class returns - inflation and growth.

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an actor.