Yesterday is a cancelled check tomorrow is a promissory note today is the only cash you have-so spend it wisely.

I believe much trouble and blood would be saved if we opened our hearts more.

If you organize your life around your passion, you can turn your passion into your story and then turn your story into something bigger - something that matters.

You have divine abilities for a great mission.

...the only simplicity to be trusted is the simplicity to be found on the far side of complexity.

The breath of an aristocrat is the death rattle of freedom.

It is truly regrettable that a person will treat a man who is valuable to him well, and a man who is worthless to him poorly.

She wasn't a person to whom things happen. She did all the happenings.

If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple theaters Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday, come home.

Fishing is taking a huge toll on the planet's ecosystem. We are emptying the oceans, seas, lakes, and rivers as we fish them dry.