Yesterday's success belongs to yesterday.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Trying to rewrite the past was a child's game, a pointless, ridiculous child's game no one ever won.

The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.

I believe Islam is superior. And will not be surpassed. So I believe that the law of God is much superior to man-made law.

Jackie considered his resurrection, the world's best return performance.

Americans didn't really have any experience with something as basic as "community."

The tour bus was supposed to be here ten minutes ago. Would it be possible to give them a ring to check they've not forgotten us?

If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil.

With any character, I try to focus more on who the character is and how they got to be who they are.

The whole Kardashian family, they have a bunch of energy.