Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. The marathon was won in record time by a Democrat candidate running away from President Obama.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

You will only be great at the things you love to do.Don't pursue a career in something you hate to do.

I was a football player and competitor in life.

You don't have to fight to straighten the image of your country: You have to straighten the country. You must speak about problems openly.

Im not a machista that tells his girl what she has to put on. I let her be herself.

A community is like a ship; everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm.

Once, I was a master at recycling leftovers. Now I cultivate the art of simmering memories.

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.

It seems to me that since the Middle Ages (it's not a Reformation thing), all that stuff about Jews and Gentiles coming together in Christ was just screened out.

We must never forget that spiritual experience is above all a practical experience of love. And with love, there are no rules.

Because I know what it feels like to be used, valued only for what you can do... not who you are, not who you want to be.