Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.

Simple is hard. Easy is harder. Invisible is hardest.

That makes my nipples hard!

Advertising is saying you're good. PR is getting someone else to say you're good.

The romance of Silicon Valley was about money - excuse me, about changing the world, one million dollars at a time.

The goal of the computer is to provide people with the means to extend people's minds and bodies. It is an exoskeleton that expands our human reach.

I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and (Apple CEO Steve) Jobs working together. The thought of this menage a trois is absolutely hilarious.

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.

Overall, OS/2's problems fall into two categories: IBM and Microsoft.

When an idea, a proposition, a cause is presented to me in terms that leave me no alternative but to be for it, because it's all pros and no cons, then I know I'm being conned.

Adults tend to repress their pleasure. Sad to say, I think we become adults only through disappointment, grief, and lies. So of course gradually we become tough, less sensitive.

The silver flask called to him.Blue Coyote Motel

Either you make things happen or you quit.

Worrying helps you some. It seems as if you are doing something when you're worrying.

All the goodness beauty and perfection of a human being belong to the one who knows how to recognize these qualities.

I really don't think of myself as a singer. I think of myself as an entertainer, and the best place I do it is onstage.

When somebody underestimated me, it made me want to prove them wrong.

Elvis Presley, The Everly Brothers, and a lot of American artists were my greatest influences.

When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.

When you fall, leap to your feet and try again.

Love is the weapon of the future.