Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

Departure of a year welcomes so many new memories

It's a stupid leader who can't turn follower when somebody offers him a wiser course

Integrity is the essence of everything successful.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

My life has changed in almost every way but I couldn’t be more grateful. I couldn’t be happier - I feel like the luckiest guy in the world.

One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.

There are two great gifts which God, in his love for man, has granted from on high: the priesthood and the imperial dignity.

But above that, most mature adults can hold their attention on something for 45 minutes, whether they like it or not. But above that requires training.

I do think there are always ways to create what seem like insurmountable powers, but then suddenly you find their limitations and that's the nature of comic book storytelling - always has been.

A man's greatest care should be for that place where he lives longest; therefore eternity should be his scope.