Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

It will not say, 'Isn't X beautiful?' Such demands are murderous to beauty.

I think we may have reached the point where guns need to be confiscated from police officers.

I am not brutal or cruel to animals. My mission has always been to save dogs - especially troubled and abandoned dogs. I've dedicated my life to this.

I love scary movies. I like American Horror Story. That is more of a series, but it is really good.

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

That's the kind of visual that you're trying to attract - something that in some way or another, connects you to what's happening there in a realistic way.

Life is precious, fragile, fleeting - and Murphy's life was one of my favorites.

Caroline says as she gets up from the floor, you can hit me all you want to, but I don't love you anymore.

It is the nature of stone to be satisfied. It is the nature of water to want to be somewhere else.

I don't believe that either fascism or communism is the solution or that they may come back on this earth.