Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Teaching our children to live a quiet, sane, and balanced life is one of the most important parental tasks of our day.

For a very long time everybody refuses and then almost without a pause almost everybody accepts.

No man ever believes with a true and saving faith unless God inclines his heart; and no man when God does incline his heart can refrain from believing.

If photography is allowed to supplement art in some of its functions, it will soon have supplanted or corrupted it altogether, thanks to the stupidity of the multitude which is its natural ally.

I've always believed, in my heart of hearts, that it would be a better show if, when I crossed over to the desk, the band kept playing for an hour and I danced in a cage.

Maybe in the general scheme of things he couldn't find any meaning in life, but on a smaller scale it was okay. Not always, but a lot of the time.

It is well known that in war, the first casualty is truth - that during any war truth is forsaken for propaganda.

A rational nature admits of nothing but what is serviceable to the rest of mankind.

Sanctuary, home of the Howlers and stragglers of the Were universe. (Damien)

The Pariahs, our fellow beings, ought to be educated by the higher castes.