You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.

So much of contemporary liberalism seems to be never having grown up.

History does not have sides, although historians do.

Nuclear weapons are to be worried about only when they're in the hands of Ronald Reagan - not so much when they're in the hands of a Third World anti-imperialist like Saddam Hussein. Can't you see?

In human history who hold the reigns of political power, and there are some women who were very much a team player during their husband's oppressive regime.

I can't bear literary snobbery.

Sticking a straw up your butt won't get rid of the constipation.

If you cry "Forward " you must make plain in what direction to go.

We must think things not words or at least we must constantly translate our words into the facts for which they stand if we are to keep to the real and the true.

A government that can take all and can seize all, a government that doesn't trust its citizens, a government that says it's their way or the highway... that's the scary part.

The gravity is the first thing which you don't think

The people who are playing it totally safe are never going to have either the fun or the reward of the people who decide to take some risk, stick out, do it differently.

He blames Neptune unjustly who twice suffers shipwreck.

The plants which stand next to dwarf trees in importance with the Chinese are certainly chrysanthemums, which they manage extremely well, perhaps better than they do any other plant.

My first meeting with you only confirmed what I first suspected. You are a fraud, a charlatan and a shyster. My favourite kind of person, in fact.