You Don't Have To Be A Crook To Be Successful!

I Don't Waste My Time Doing Crosswords, As My Life Is The Only Puzzle I Care To Resolve!

Thank God For Writing, As Now I Can Work Until My Last Breath!

You Can't Replace A Star with A Lightbulb

You Can't Change Your Life... Until You Change Your Heart, and You Can't Change Your Heart... Until You Change Your Mind!

It's Easy To Feel Like A Big Fish, When Your Pond is Just A Puddle!

You Can't Be A Hero To The World, If Your Aren't First A Hero In Your Home!

To Me, The Best Part Of Success, Is The Journey!

Never Let The Roosters Wake You!

My Friends I Will Always Remember, And My Enemies I Will Never Forget!

My Name Is Latif Mercado, And I Am... A Workaholic!

Beauty should be edible, or not at all.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

How much can a crown be worth, when a crow can dine upon a king?

What we do is a wonder, an art, and we have a responsibility to do it well.

No long-term marriage is made easily, and there have been times when I've been so angry or so hurt that I thought my love would never recover.

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages.

Valor is strength, not of legs and arms, but of heart and soul; it consists not in the worth of our horse or our weapons, but in our own.

It is modest of the nightingale not to require anyone to listen to it; but it is also proud of the nightingale not to care whether any one listens to it or not.

We're in a religious war and we need to aggressively oppose secular humanism; these people are as religiously motivated as we are and they are filled with the devil.