You Too? I thought I was the only one.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.

Whole life is a search for beauty. But, when the beauty is found inside, the search ends and a beautiful journey begins.

My mother never really thought I could become anything.

It's my old girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained.

Our waking life's desire to shape the world to our convenience invites all manner of paradox and difficulty.

All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.

The city and province were given up to anarchy; the coloured people, elated with victory, proclaimed the slaughter of all whites, except the English, French, and American residents.

Nonrenewable resources should be exploited, but at a rate equal to the creation of renewable substitutes.

Drawing is based upon perspective, which is nothing else than a thorough knowledge of the function of the eye.

If there is love, smallpox scars are as pretty as dimples. - Japanese Proverb