You accomplish more with a smile, a handshake, and a gun than you do with just a smile and a handshake.

Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies.

A smile can get you far, but a smile with a gun can get you further.

In this life all that I have is my word and my balls and I do not break them for nobody.

I would rather be rich affluent and greedy and go to hell when I die, than live in poverty on this earth.

Some call it bootlegging. Some call it racketeering. I call it a business.

I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the existence of a hunted man.

I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.

Hell must be a pretty swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out.

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Many a marriage hardly differs from prostitution, except being harder to escape from.

The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

Some things need to be believed to be seen.

Game of Thrones' is a fantasy show not dedicated to any specific time, but it seems to exist in sort of a 1400s medieval fantasy world, and in that setting, I wouldn't have had a six-pack.

In the long run men hit only what they aim at.

It's always fun to play a bad guy because you get more to do. It's more arch. There's more energy to throw into it.

I choose to live until death, not spend the time dying until death occurs.

Where thought is free in its range, we need never fear to hazard what is good in itself.

Media coverage of the legislative fights is overwhelmingly negative for agriculture interests. The impression left among consumers is that the proponents had something to hide.