You agreee with me that the situation is a lulu? Certainly, a somewhat sharp crisis in your affairs would appear to have been precipitated, Sir.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

One of the most important things you need to do is to fulfill potential

All of my relationships have happened organically with people who are super cool and in my life and it just moved into a relationship zone.

Your mind and habits will create either barriers or bridges to a better future.

The fact that beauty is at one and the same time without cost and above price, robs it of the curse of possessiveness.

A song marks an occasion in my life and that's how I live my life, by songs.

I've said for years to wives and mothers, you must start to see yourself as Sarah Connor. You must equip your children with the information they need to survive an ever-changing world.

I have no plans for the money but it'll be awfully nice to have it.

Protest beyond the law is not a departure from democracy; it is absolutely essential to it.

Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.

I am a scientist. I go where the facts take me.