You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Let your light shine brightly.

I'll tell you right now, a ghoul's hunger is true hell.

Even in silence a heart can scream.

I'm always sad to leave paradise, but I leave behind the hopes of coming again soon.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.

Man is embedded in nature.

If you know why you fall in love, you aren't in love

I don't want awards, I want my daughter. I wouldn't exchange a single eyelash of my daughter for the whole world.

Anyone who truly loves God travels securely.