You are a sick, sick man,” I told him. “Thank you,” Ben replied, looking modest.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

Is there any courage, without craziness?

Love is dead, and the only thing remained is a small slice of respect.

History is just littered with problems that were solved that were supposed to be impossible.

Uselessness is a fatal accusation to bring against any act which is done for its presumed utility, but those which are done for their own sake are their own justification.

As nice as we are in love, we forgive more faults in that than in friendship.

I had such a distaste for '70s clothing. So, the '90s were a rough period for me because I got made fun of for wearing what they used to call "pegged pants." Now they call them "skinny jeans."

Women's fashion is more interesting than men's.

I did the occasional odd film, like Endless Love.

If our identity is in our work, rather than Christ, success will go to our heads, and failure will go to our hearts.

You can never get ahead by trying to get even.