You are a wonderful son, and a wonderful man. Yet another parent busting forth with the “man” thing! I’d have to check my chest for signs of hair when I got home.

I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.

You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?

Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change

Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.

And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.

Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

You have to be skillful in your time management to be productive

There is no end to what we can learn. The book out thereTells us as much, and was never written with us in mind.

Stars on our door, stars in our eyes, stars exploding in the bits of our brains where the common sense should have been

There's no such thing as good voices. Because there's no such thing as bad voices. There are only good actors and bad actors.

If all you've got to do is a couple of lines, dear Jesus, don't let them down. Other people are taking responsibility.

He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.

The only point of government is to safeguard and foster life.

The artist accepts the limitations of form, not with fear and dread, but as the starting point of creation.

We're not going to talk about what we're going to accomplish, we're going to talk about how we're going to do it.

Virtue depends partly upon training and partly upon practice; you must learn first, and then strengthen your learning by actions.