You are afraid to die, and you’re afraid to live. What a way to exist.

There is no truth except the truth that exists within you. Everything else is what someone is telling you.

There are those who say that seeing is believing. I am telling you that believing is seeing.

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but worship is the greatest form of adoration.

Remember, there are cookies waiting here for you.

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.

When people come at me they can't win, they think they can, but they can't. I'll just walk away.

My awards are lovely. I love to show them of.

The Humans is a laugh-and-cry book. Troubling, thrilling, puzzling, believable and impossible. Matt Haig uses words like a tin-opener. We are the tin.

How can women be in the image of God if God cannot be imaged in female form?

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.

We are alive within mystery, by miracle... We have more than we can know. We know more than we can say.