You are an endless project...changing, evolving, surprising.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Story, it turns out, is the assassin of despair.

I think computers are the ultimate writing tool. I'm a very slow writer, so I appreciate it every day.

One day you're waiting for the sky to fall, The next you're dazzled by the beauty of it all.

Buildings, too, are children of Earth and Sun.

A science is said to be useful if its development tends to accentuate the existing inequalities in the distribution of wealth, or more directly promotes the destruction of human life.

My first memory is of the brightness of light ... light all around. I was sitting among pillows on a quilt on the ground ... very large white pillows.

You couldn't have human society without language.

What level of crazy is too much for you? I'm just curious.

A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction.

Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.