You are going to die like a dog for no good reason

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

There are many ways to say I love you in this cold, dark, silent universe, as many as the twinkling stars.

But a scientific man must live in a little bit of style.

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

Empowerment is all about letting go so that others can get going.

Money has no grey areas. You either make it or you lose it.

In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.

Never look at the trombones, you'll just encourage them.

I think I should date a normal girl. I am tired of dating heroines. While I believe in marriage as an institution, I am also petrified of it.

In marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two.

I just can't feel lukewarm about a character. I either despise her, admire her, or don't understand her and want to understand her.