You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

I serve, " should be the motto of all the princes of the royal family of heaven.

There is a crisis of leadership and governance in Africa, and we must face it.

I'm looking to show people I'm a running back.

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

I've got enough nerve to do anything!

I like rules. Without them, we don't know what to break.

No phenomenon is a real phenomenon until it is an observed phenomenon.

From your past emerges the present, and from the present is born your future.

As the mind must govern the hands, so in every society the man of intelligence must direct the man of labor.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.