You are not Dostoevsky,' said the woman... 'You never can tell...' he answered. 'Dostoevsky is dead,' the woman said, a bit uncertainly. 'I protest!' he said with heat, 'Dostoevsky is immortal!

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

"We speak different languages, as usual," responded Woland, "but this does not change the things we speak about. Well?..."

Cowardice is the most terrible of vices.

Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.

What would your good do if evil didn't exist, and what would the earth look like if all the shadows disappeared?

You should never ask anyone for anything. Never- and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself.

he was coming to understand he could not come to rectify anything in his life, only forget.

Yes, man is mortal, but that would be only half the trouble. The worst of it is that he's sometimes unexpectedly mortal—there's the trick!

But what can be done, the one who loves must share the fate of the who is loved.

The tongue may hide the truth but the eyes—never!

I want your most vital organ. I want it to be mine.

Religion is the world's label for following God. But, it is a one-on-one, daily and personal relationship that God seeks from all of us.

If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all.

The first thing I ever rode when I was a kid was a motorcycle, so I knew how to drive a motorcycle before a car.

Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind

She was not accustomed to taste the joys of solitude except in company.

Humans create their futures every day of every year; only you can alter your worlds.

Life begins at 40, and I'm living proof.

Nature is too thin a screen; the glory of the omnipresent God bursts through everywhere

What I do know is sometimes we love the wrong people and sometimes we marry them.