You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

It’s when your plans look dead that God’s resurrection power begins to operate in your life in greater measure

Gratitude for me is waking up each day, and being able to make a difference in somebody’s life.

When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.

I'm a terrible cook. I am not allowed to go in the kitchen anymore after I almost burned down the apartment in New York.

I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously.

Realism is a bad word. In a sense everything is realistic. I see no line between the imaginary and the real.

People with clenched fists can not shake hands.

All I say cancels out, I’ll have said nothing.

The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy.

There is no flesh in man's obdurate heart; he does not feel for man.