You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.

I love walking into a bookstore. It's like all my friends are sitting on shelves, waving their pages at me.

The freedom now desired by many is not freedom to do and dare but freedom from care and worry.

Imagine, then think, then desire, then dream, then act to achieve and it will be yours.

Rest in the knowledge that God is both abundantly gracious and ridiculously generous.

A 2006 Harvard University study shows that entrepreneurs who have failed in their previous enterprise have an almost one-in-five chance of success in their next start-up

What is courage? Courage is the willingness to risk failure...There is only one danger I find in life, and that, indeed, is a real one. You may take too many precautions.

Beware the abuse of Power. Both by those we disagree with, as well as those we may agree with

I'm really happy to be a mom, and I'm proud of the phase I'm in.

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?