You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

He says he'd like to kiss the ground you walk on-reminds me, did you wash them yesterday?- and after that you're his skivvy.

Maybe I don't know him as well as I thought. Maybe I didn't know myself. Maybe my world is turning upside down and I can't find my footing.

When ideas float in our mind, without any reflection or regard of the understanding, it is that which the French call reverie.

The President is not squaring with the American people as to the seriousness of our nation's fiscal condition. It is time for people to stand up and tell the truth.

Some people just see the glory and they don't want to know about the story.

Be friendly to everybody; protect yourself; people sometimes want a piece of you for no good reason; and always do things out of love not fear.

To teach is to learn... If we ever think we know all there is to know about our creativity we are dead as artists.

Many thrillers follow such reliable formulas that you can look at what's happening and guess how much longer a film has to run.

It all comes down, as it must, to the desires of individual men. Oh, and women too of course, bless their empty little heads.

I'm from Indiana, the home of more first-rate second-class men than any other state in the union.