You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

The function of law and theology are the same: to keep the poor from taking back by violence what the rich have stolen by cunning.

The fear of death is the beginning of slavery.

You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of those people as yourself and your friends.

In conlusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.

The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.

My own opinion is that belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.

I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader’s senses

I want to grow. I want to be better. You Grow. We all grow. We're made to grow.You either evolve or you disappear.

Never try to lock the virtue’s door with the key of viceIt may lock forever

God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars.

I believe in having each device secured and monitoring each device, rather than just monitoring holistically on the network, and then responding in short enough time for damage control.

The older I get, the more I think lightness of touch is an incredibly difficult thing to do.

God is not just the starting point of your life; he is the source of it.

When I was 12 I cried to my mom, because I never got my letter to Hogwarts.

Technology and comfort - having those, people speak of culture, but do not have it.

Let no one who has the slightest desire to live in peace and quietness be tempted, under any circumstances, to enter upon the chivalrous task of trying to correct a popular error.