You are the sweetest thug I've ever known.

Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul.

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.

Do more than belong: participate. Do more than care: help. Do more than believe: practice. Do more than be fair: be kind. Do more than forgive: forget. Do more than dream: work.

Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing.

When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.

Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.” —

Three enemies of personal peace: regret over yesterday’s mistakes, anxiety over tomorrow’s problems, and ingratitude for today’s blessings.

If you want to know how good a tree is, examine how many birds flock to feed off of its fruit.

It’s is not just a question of doing what you love for a living. It is a matter of doing what you love with love. Then your life and all lives will be transformed.

Spinsterhood is Nature's Own Feminism.

It's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair.

People like Donald Trump, who paid zero in taxes, zero for our vets, zero for our military, zero for health and education, that is wrong.

Many great horror stories are period pieces and English actors have a facility for historic characters.

I have great trouble with the people who envision AIDS as a punishment from God.

I love being the bad guy, simply because I was always so responsible, so predictable growing up.

The minute I get a big head and start acting like the big man on campus, it's all downhill from there.

Statistically and emotionally, I believe that the way I can be of help to society is by doing what I know and what I've been good at.