You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

Character is made by what you stand for;reputation by what you fall for.

There are glimpses of heaven to us in every act, or thought, or word, that raises us above ourselves.

If we wish to make a new world we have the material ready. The first one, too, was made out of chaos.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. G.B. Stern "If you count all your assets, you always show a profit."

God give me the wisdom to see the truth however contrary to my established beliefs.

The secret of a happy marriage is simple: Just keep on being as polite to one another as you are to your friends.

Why are congressmen called public servants? You never see servants that anxious to keep their jobs.

The moon is a poem in a starry night.

Stop battling with yourself. Be kind to yourself.

Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.

The vampire was a complete change from the usual romantic characters I was playing, but it was a success.

It pays in England to be a revolutionary and a bible-smacker most of one's life, and then come round.

The world is made of stairs, and there are those who go up and those who go down.

Childhood is the small town everyone came from.

But if you constantly insist only on your own interpretation, it isn't long before it seems patronizing.

The Thieves of Eddis don't have breaking points. We have flash points instead, like gunpowder.

His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.