You aren't sick & unhappy only alive & stuck with it.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

We were sent to earth to fulfill our mandate and life’s purpose

Tom, "said Eric, " just yesterday, you were a complete stranger to us! Now, you are part of our lives!

Joy lurks in every mundane thing, just waiting to be found. Love is impervious to reason. And words are wonderful.

My early childhood was spent in Newark, New Jersey, but my family moved to Denver when I was 12.

We should sell them to our worst enemies, the Russians and the Cubans.

Every once in a very long while, Lord Tywin Lannister would actually threaten to smile; he never did, but the threat alone was terrible to behold.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Man does not by nature wish to earn more and more money.

A scattered effort is a poor effort.

The aster greets us as we pass With her faint smile.