You become what you believe, decide, and act upon.

Never stop believing that your dreams are eternal.

Arrogance, disrespect and demand have higher price.Kindness, respect and tact give better prize.

Fanaticism is the danger of the world, and always has been, and has done untold harm. I might almost say that I was fanatical against fanaticism.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Children are very addicting. Once they start growing up, you miss when they were little.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

If I'm not complaining, I'm not having a good time, hah hah!

I want kids who are going to go out there and compete, lay it all on the table. I think the big thing about this game is you have to care a lot about it.

It gave me no chance. He (Nolan Ryan) just blew it (strikeout #5,000) by me. But its an honor. I'll have another paragraph in all the baseball books. I'm already in the books three or four times.

Books, in all their variety, offer the human intellect the means whereby civilisation may be carried triumphantly forward.