You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.

I am the Democratic Whip of the White House.

All politics is local.

That's politics. After six o'clock, we can be friends, but before six, it's politics.

Courage is the grace to act.

We’re seastnan, we live to protect, sometimes we die and I can’t think of a better way to go than fighting for someone I love.

Where ever there's guilt there's violence, and if guilt is a smell then violence is a taste: strawberries and formaldehyde and ironish blood.

The concept of Queen is to be regal and majestic. Glamour is part of us and we want to be dandy.

Starbucks is planning to close down all the restrooms in its New York locations. Which explains the most popular new Starbucks order: An empty cup.

Obviously, there are lots of lessons to be learned on a first movie.

Some of my friends snowmobile. I'm a little scared of it.

I went to college for a reason, and that was to skip the minor leagues. I spent a year in the minors and got my at-bats in, and then I felt like I was ready for the big leagues.

Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape.

That's what happens when bodies start slapping.