You can actually have a pitch button, you know, to get people on pitch.

Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once.

Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

Who wants to be normal when you can be unique?

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

I've never had white teeth. To be honest, I've never been told to do any of those horrible things - get your teeth whitened or your nose straightened.

Imperfection is underrated. Perfection is overrated.

You just have to do what suits you, and it doesn't matter if you don't look like everybody else. Be you. That's our gift and we've got to celebrate that.

I don't think kids have a problem with death. It's us older ones who are nearer to it, that start being frightened.

Wear what you feel comfortable with. People say nasty things about what I wear in the street. I'm always in worst dressed lists, but you just have to dress for yourself and ­nobody else.

I'm drawn to emotionally damaged characters because there is more to unlock.

For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat."....He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.

Brent never trusted anyone who couldn’t look him in the eye. It was a sign of dishonesty.

Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.

If there's something you want to build, but the tech isn't there yet, just find the closest possible way to make it happen.

In middle school I wrote a paper on Hemingway and none of the sentences had more than five words.

Close the playand keep the store open nights.

The British public has always had an unerring taste for ungifted amateurs.

A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough. --Augustus "Gus" McCrae

Sometimes you have to say goodbye to the things you know and hello to the things you dont.