You can alter your life by altering the state of your mind.

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.

Whenever two people meet, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is.

Most unhappiness is caused because people listen to themselves... instead of talking to themselves.

The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.

If you can change your mind, you can change your life.

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.

Real servants don't try to use God for their purposes. They let God use them for His purposes.

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.

I would rather die having spoken in my way, than live having spoken in yours

One inch of joy surmounts of grief a span, Because to laugh is proper to the man.

Pray till prayer makes you forget your own wish, and leave it or merge it in God's will.

The way I see it is, I am a boon to the English language.

War will bring the revolution; revolution will stop the war.

Quality control starts and ends with training.

Hopefully standup will become special again.

Now fight me! For today thee House of Hades will be called the saviors of Olympus.

I am fond of saying that reading the Bible turned me into an atheist.

Well, I know now. I know a little more how much a simple thing like a snowfall can mean to a person