You can always count on your family to love you. And to betray you. And then to feel guilty about it.

This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.

The "Wet Tongue Gets Stuck To A Frozen Flagpole" attack!

Put all thine eggs in one basket and - watch that basket.

You're a sword not a palm tree

Real success comes in small portions day by day.

Shaped a little like a loaf of French country bread, our brain is a crowded chemistry lab, bustling with nonstop neural conversations.

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.

May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.

Before the arrival of the Credit Union, people who were from the poor background or a working class background couldn't borrow from banks.

I’ve never met a person who exaggerated God’s love. Never. It’s impossible.