You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

And every book, you find, has its own social group--friends of its own it wants to introduce you to, like a party in the library that need never, ever end.

But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a productive, honest, courteously treated human.

Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.

The problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose.

The people around you are mirrors, I think. You see yourself reflected in their eyes. If the mirror is true, and smooth, you see your true self. That’s how you learn who you are.

Feminism has had exactly the same problem that "political correctness" has had: people keep using the phrase without really knowing what it means.

You stop talking about things when you’ve worked them out. You’re no longer an observer but a participant. You’re too busy for this bullshit.

And the question is always "When are you going to have kids?" Rather than "Do you want to have kids?

Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.

Be kind, don't judge, and have respect for others. If we can all do this, the world would be a better place. The point is to teach this to the next generation.

Every soil does not produce every material.

Wherever despotism abounds, the sources of public information are the first to be brought under its control.

I've always had, like, from the age of about 11, I've had such an intolerance for bad behaviour of actors that I don't think I was ever going to be that person.

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing.

Will, pure will, without the troubles and complexities of intellect - how happy! how free!

It's vulgar, coming from where I do, to talk about money.

Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different!

What I really believe is that there are no coincidences anymore.